An-heim Mighty Ducks
Posted by Allan in Parody on December 5, 2003 6:45 pm
It’s time for An-heim Mighty Ducks
And we’re zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You’ll laugh ’til you collapse –
We’re An-heim Mighty Ducks.
Come join the Sacco brothers
And their goalie Guy Hebert.
Just for fun they run around
In women’s underwear.
Coach slaps them in their hinies
If ever they would swear.
I’m so confused –
Why did they lose?
Well, really — like I care.
We’re the An-heim Mighty Ducks
Logo’s cute, our hockey sucks
We give outnumbered attacks
Just when duck fans start their quacks
We’re An-heim’s Mighty Ducks.
There’s Ewen and there’s Stu
Who think they rule the universe.
Good players suck together
Tink the Pixie is a curse.
They worship Paul Kariya
Who badly needs a nurse.
Kariya slipped
Buy him a crypt
Somebody call a hearse.
We’re the An-heim Mighty Ducks
We have play or pay contracts.
We’re stupid to the max
‘Cause we always turn our backs.
We’re not so mighty,
Totally Crappy,
An-heim Mighty Ducks
Those are the facts!