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My Sack of Rice

Posted by Allan in Parody on December 5, 2003 2:33 pm

My asian friends, we eat again.
It’s a buffet so where do we begin?
Could take forever.
Within my heart a memory
A fortune cookie that you gave to me
Oh I remember.

When I watch TV, I’m free
I’m careless, I believe.
Up on Food Network, Ming Tsai
Is preparing a stir fry,
My sack of rice.

We’ve ordered eggs sunny side down,
Oh how quickly some egg rolls turn brown.
In an instant!
It tastes so good, oh Fuki San
But why is Iron Chef French from Japan?
That makes no sense there.

I just want to dim sum here again
I just want to dim sum here again