Come they told me Pa rum pa pum pum
The One True Ring to see Pa rum pa pum pum
Our eight-fifty we bring Pa rum pa pum pum
To watch R.O.T. King Pa rum pa pum pum
Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum
So to honor him Pa rum pa pum pum
When we come

Little Gollum Pa rum pa pum pum
I am obsessive, too Pa rum pa pum pum
Your precious they will bring Pa rum pa pum pum
Volcano gets the ring Pa rum pa pum pum
Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum
I shall cheer for you Pa rum pa pum pum
On my bum.

Highly lauded Pa rum pa pum pum
The Orcish Horde kept time Pa rum pa pum pum
Sat on my bum for hours Pa rum pa pum pum
Saw Gandalf’s magic powers Pa rum pa pum pum
Rum pa pum pum Rum pa pum pum
Closure, finally! Pa rum pa pum pum
Sat on my bum.