I make a dash to the Slash to the D-O-T
Coz them news for nerds makes sense to me
So let this serve as a warning to the spammers and trolls
You may have a fat pipe but you ain’t got bawls.

There’s a new manifesto by ESR
And the stats of the watts of a hybrid car
I gots love for Perens and miguel, et al
And I voted CowboyNeal on the Slashdot Poll

I’m Microsoft bashin’ like every single day
Coz the OS got holes and Exploder’s teh gay
Now SCO’s talkin’ trash so I give firefox a ride
To reply as a Coward so I can hate on McBride

I will flame you with language I won’t say to your face
And I bet you can’t guess who gots all your base
There’s one way to know if your server is rotting
Just post a link and you’ll get a slashdotting

You can mod me down coz I’m a karma whore
And I’m a decorated veteran of a recent flame war
Where they fought about an app with a K or a G
And a heated debate on what was meant by “Free”

As a slashbot, when Linux receives a threat,
My palms begin to sweat and my evil bit is set
You best believe I’ll be posting a rant
And I’ll be surfin’ Slashdot ’til my mom says I can’t.