Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a “Unix Port”
Aboard a sinking ship.

The mate was a mighty selling man
The skipper wasn’t sure
Six passengers sat sail back then
For a legal language tour (a legal language tour)

The language started getting rough
The chrysler case was tossed (almost)
If not for the “courage” of the fearless crew
The lawsuits would be lost (the lawsuits would be lost)

The ship held ground on the shore of this
Old Mormon Desert Isle
With Billy Gates
And Ballmer too
Some millionaire
Named McBride
A Courtroom Star
McNealy and Canadians
Here on Darl McBride’s Isle