Martians, come soon
Earth shattering kaboom
And will not block my view again
Safe to assume
The rabbit meets his doom
Unless he gets away again

I don’t want to be the one
That always has to lose
’cause I’m always left behind
Dejected and confused

A spear and magic helmet can’t –
Assault with shaving cream.
What else must I investigate
So I fulfill my dream?
I don’t care much for rabbit stew
I bet it tastes alright
But I’m
Killing the Rabbit
I’m Killing the Rabbit
Tonight

I’m not quite sure –
Locked in an oven door
I try to catch my breath again
Cops at the door,
“You might, rabbit, you might”
A match ignites the gas again.

I don’t want to be the one
That always has to lose
’cause I’m always left behind
Dejected and confused

A spear and magic helmet can’t –
Assault with shaving cream.
What else must I investigate
So I fulfill my dream?
I don’t care much for rabbit stew
I bet it tastes alright
But I’m
Killing the Rabbit
I’m Killing the Rabbit
Tonight

I’ll paint the tunnel walls
And drop a ten ton vault
Say “shoot me now” again
Not get shot in the end

I don’t know what I’m fighting for
And if it’s all a dream
But this here ain’t Yosemite
Ain’t rootin’ tootin’ mean.
I don’t know how it got this way,
The varmint has to die
So I’m killing the rabbit
I’m killing the rabbit
I’m kiwwing the wabbit
Tonight