Curse: DVD Drive
Posted by Allan in Prose, Tome of Curses on October 17, 2008 2:26 pm
O Demon Scribe, devoted listener and ally in rage, the legions of the evil dead sing unholy hymns in your honor. Protector of records and desecrator of fate, your horrid presence I beseech as I request a curse upon a broken DVD Burner. As it reads and burns no more, may it forever find torment in the fires of hell. May its once functional LED be used to drive mad the souls seeking comfort in enternal slumber. May it forever be haunted by the zeros and ones it formerly read and wrote, and may its CD tray be forever empty like the afterlife of the eternally damned. By your power, I place this curse upon this dead DVD Burner — may it suffer forever for the inconvenience it has caused.