Fallout 3 Haikus (1/6/09)
Posted by Allan in Games, Verse -- Love on January 7, 2009 12:30 am
Lo, he skips across
alerting super mutants
crouch and sneak next time
Guarding with their life,
these protectrons don’t even
drink Nuka-Cola
Tenpenny Towers
Snotty bitches slaughtered
I get a cool mask
self-esteem issues?
I just visit Megaton
where I am the man
People from Andale
invited me for dinner –
they seem very nice
The menu is short
when dining on a budget –
squirrel on a stick
Who’s behind the door?
Red blip knows not the difference
Radroach or Mirelurk?
What do these ghouls do
in the middle of nowhere
for entertainment?
That’s some nice armor
I’ll be sure to pick it up
out of your eyeball
I know I’m SPECIAL
In fact, I’m hella awesome!
Wait, dad’s a jedi?