Lo, he skips across
alerting super mutants
crouch and sneak next time

Guarding with their life,
these protectrons don’t even
drink Nuka-Cola

Tenpenny Towers
Snotty bitches slaughtered
I get a cool mask

self-esteem issues?
I just visit Megaton
where I am the man

People from Andale
invited me for dinner –
they seem very nice

The menu is short
when dining on a budget –
squirrel on a stick

Who’s behind the door?
Red blip knows not the difference
Radroach or Mirelurk?

What do these ghouls do
in the middle of nowhere
for entertainment?

That’s some nice armor
I’ll be sure to pick it up
out of your eyeball

I know I’m SPECIAL
In fact, I’m hella awesome!
Wait, dad’s a jedi?