[note: this parody was written in the early 90's]
There’s a place by the seas
where the people dream of peace
rather than one whole world that kills each other.
Take a knife, go outside
there’s no place that they can hide,
kill them all and forget that they’re your brothers.
There are people dying;
If you care enough, kill the living.
Save a lot of space…kill the human race.
Kill the world — make it a better place
for you and for me and the anti-human race.
There are people dying;
If you care enough, kill the living.
Make a better place for you and for me.
Need a change of the pace?
Send a killer to this place.
Bring them all, we’ll have fun in here together.
Kill for love, kill for hate,
we shall blame their deaths on fate.
Kill the world with a soul light as a feather.
Now the world is crying;
If you care enough, kill the living.
Make a better place…kill the human race.
Kill my friend, I’ll kill yours.
Kill them all with brutal force.
Destroy all who oppose the main objective.
Take a knife, bring a gun,
then together we’ll have fun.
Kill for death, claim destruction as your motive.
We’ve had people frying,
you can go ahead burn the living.
‘Til there’s not a trace…
kill the human race.
We used to go out to the movies
then for a while we didn’t talk
because you said I killed your sister
when I delivered a fancy clock.
The explosion gave me powers –
now I can glow electric red
but half the city hates me, dear,
and the other half is dead.
I tried to save you from that rooftop –
I heard you screaming as you fell.
If only you had yelled for me sooner…
And YOU’RE pissed off? Man, what the hell?
The remnants of my heart were shattered
As you condemned me with your dying breath,
though what is one more victim slain
by one who caused so much death?
I am confused by all of this –
Having chosen to be evil, killed a lot –
Forced to help ungrateful people
just to advance the story’s plot.
I spent four hours killing reapers
and beating Sasha in a fight
only to later do her bidding for evil karma
something about that just doesn’t seem quite right.
Here’s something you must comprehend –
I have CHOSEN TO BE EVIL, not merely misunderstood.
The only way this game makes any sense
Is if I played Cole McGrath as “Good.”