This very weak mage
begrudgingly succumbs to
bullshit ninjitsu

This is my blood stain
three steps from where a note read
“Beware of ambush”

Quickly forgotten –
that arrow through your forehead
thanks to my Thief’s Ring

When this lady says
“touch the demon inside me,”
I suggest you do.

The sticky white stuff
is not what you think it is,
you filthy bastard!

A small oversight –
Gecko hides behind vendor
no stabby stabby!

In this distant land,
there are stingrays in the air.
I miss Steve Irwin

After many deaths
there is no ounce of remorse
sniping Flame Lurker

Eighteen thousand souls
taken by a skeleton
around the corner

Thirty thousand souls
lost by rolling off a cliff
Meh, I’ll farm it back

Renewed confidence –
Three arrows and a reaper:
I can has more souls?