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Farmville Haikus

Posted by Allan in Games, Internet, Verse -- Fear on January 22, 2010 9:55 pm

Clicking and waiting
This is so embarrassing
Twelve hours for rice!

Formerly strangers,
as a token of friendship,
I gift you a cow

These cherry blossoms
at the edge of my small farm
are taking their time

Visiting your farm
fertilizing and feeding…
I’m not your damn bitch!

This game is pointless
I could be more productive
yet I am still here

I found a penguin!
No, I don’t want to share it,
I want to keep it!

Raspberries in two,
strawberries in four hours –
I am a loser

Billy Corgan sang
“Time is never time at all” –
T’was about Farmville

I saw a sad cow
on my way to a neighbor –
I have to refresh