Once a month, we do a refrigerator cleaning at work.  This month, our department was drafted to do the cleaning and so I volunteered to write the e-mail to staff to let them know what day it will be done.  This is what was sent…

Hello, everyone –

I hijacked the daily schedule mailing list for this important announcement:

From the creators of such cinematic classics as “The Traininator” and “Nurses With Wolves” comes a new compelling story starring YOUR FOOD.  This action-adventure tale has everything you’ve come to love in our stories: watch with excitement as we explore the depths of the refrigerator for previously undiscovered life forms.  Laugh as we attempt to identify unlabeled consumables.  Cry as you find out that we just threw away something you forgot to label and date.

It is COMEDY, it is DRAMA, it arrives THIS FRIDAY, the 29th of January:
THE REFRIGERATOR CLEANING (working title)

(label and date your food in the fridge…is what we’re trying to say)