Dungeons and Dragons Online N00B Headphone Chatter
Posted by Allan in Games, Prose on June 12, 2010 12:41 pm
Real conversation snippets from D&D Online…
“Damn it, my staff is broken!”
“uh huh huh…you broke your staff.”
“I’ll get to try out my new sword. You know, this is the only place you can say that and have it be socially acceptable.”
“Alright, undead! I can control undead! Wait, what? Where the hell do I find an eyelash in gum Arabic? Awww crap.”
“I think I found the guy we’re supposed to kill.”
“I’ll be right there.”
“Watch out, I’m already dead.”
“Oh…me too. Yeah, it’s a level four quest and we’re level three.”
“Ok, well that explains that.”
“Have you seen my dog? Did it follow us through the door?”
“No, I think he’s gone.”
“Damn it, Snoop. Meh, I’ll make a new one.”
“Did you just revive me? How the hell do you do that?”
“I have no idea.”
“Wolves up ahead.”
“Go get ‘em, Snoop! Uh huh huh, dog on dog action.”
“Bitch fight!”
“Nope, I didn’t find anything.”
“Secret door right in front of you.”
“Stupid elf and your search skills.”
“Ahh, spider on my keyboard…in real life. Hold on a sec.”
(on being poisoned by a spider)
“Hey you’ve got the Ultimate Warrior logo on top of your head!”
“How many potions do you have left?”
“I’ve got 10, but as a wizard with a drinking problem, that’ll go by fast.”