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The Garden [RTS] — Operation Pluck and Awe

Posted by Allan in Prose, The Garden [RTS] on August 13, 2010 9:50 am

My fellow citizens of The Garden, we have endured the treachery and oppression of Gaia and her troops for far too long. We shall never forget the Winter of Season One when her troops invaded our territory and killed our plants. We shall never forget Basil who heroically gave of himself even up to the point when the enemy had him in their choking grasp. We remember the two innocent Bell Pepper seedlings who were killed long before they could have fruitful lives. We remember the survivors of the attacks who are forever scarred by the memories of those events.

As we vow never to forget the harm Gaia and her troops have done in the past, we also vow to have a more watchful eye on our enemies. For the past few months, we have tried to live in symbiotic peace. Even as we watched each day as her weeds and tall grasses tried to infiltrate our ranks, we tried to find diplomatic solutions to our differences.

Citizens of The Garden, after an extensive and painful study by my allergist, we have determined that while we were trying to find peaceful co-existence with Gaia, she had been developing biochemical weapons with the clear intent of using it against us. With this information, I, as your General, have decided that the time for diplomacy has passed and that the time for action is now.

Earlier this morning, I had ordered the troops to conduct Operation Pluck and Awe — a preemptive incursion into Gaia’s territory with the clear mission of destroying any and all strategic military targets she may have. Though our troops face large concentrations of allergens along with the possible threat of ants, spiders, and unidentified bugs, I am confident that we shall be victorious.

The Garden [RTS] is once again at war. It is a war we did not choose to have, but a war we nonetheless shall win. May The Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley Appendage bless you, and may The Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley Appendage bless The Garden.

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The Wedding Video Project [Part One]

Posted by Allan in Cultures, Projects, Prose on August 12, 2010 6:40 pm

The Wedding Video Project

A few days after Emmanuel’s graduation video was posted, I was volunteered to do my cousin’s wedding slide-show video. Having practically grown up with him, this was something I knew I’d enjoy doing. More than that, however, I knew I’d enjoy razzing his bride-to-be about the possibly hilarious (to me, anyway) musical selection that would eventually accompany the slide show. “So, which songs from Dr. Dre’s ‘The Chronic’ will I be using?” “What do you mean I can’t use ‘Never Gonna Give You Up?’ Lyrically, it’s very appropriate.” “We all grew up in the hair-band era so Motley Crue should work, right?”

Gathering The Data

After a couple of months worth of that, we finally got around to getting together to start on the video project. Herb was kind enough to scan the pictures himself and hand them to me digitally as opposed to giving me a bunch of prints. That helped out quite a bit. Over the phone, I requested that he scan them at a resolution of at lest 300dpi and save them as TIF as opposed to jpeg. This would ensure that the images are of a decent quality in case I needed to manipulate them further.

From the image files he had, he labeled the most important ones that had to be used in the video. These were pictures of heightened sentimental value and needed to be included no matter what. The remaining images were basically “dealer’s choice” – pictures to sprinkle on wherever I feel they needed to go.

The Narrative

After looking through the pictures, I asked what I felt was the most important question at that point: “what’s the narrative?” He looked at me and said “good question.” I explained that I could move pixels around to background music with no problem but having a message to convey would give the video purpose.

From the pictures I was supplied, we decided to go with a general message of two families coming together. I told him that I planned to do the bride’s side first, his (our) side next, and then pictures of them together to conclude.

I then asked what the projected video length should be and we decided to shoot for 5 to 7 minutes. I explained that any more and we may bore the audience.

Speaking of which, I wanted to verify what the audience demographic is. As most weddings go, the age range is quite diverse and contained young children which pretty much ruled out a soundtrack containing anything from Snoop or Nine Inch Nails.

Initial intel gathered, the project went to its next phase…The Soundtrack (to be continued)

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El Ritmo de El Techno

Posted by Allan in Audio, Cultures on August 3, 2010 10:59 am

There’s a long story about El Techno but for now, I’ll just give you El Ritmo de El Techno

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