Dungeons and Dragons Online Vignette — Killjoys, make some noise!
Posted by Allan in Games, Prose on October 8, 2011 5:35 pm
ElTechno was deemed too much of a renegade to hang with The Renegades so without consulting a dictionary, Dear Leader decided it was best for ElTechno to be on his way. Finding himself once more without a guild, he began to wonder about the most peculiar things, like why his clothes didn’t fit anymore.
Yes, seriously, why does some equipment have a guild level requirement? This belt is really members-only? Is DDO run like my old high school with its own clothing police? No sports-related clothes, no hats (I’ve got the hat bug so none of my hats are visible), and apparently they’ll need to see my ASB card if I want to keep wearing my crafted belt.
The problem was that I was quite fond of my gear. The same went for Eberlinz Evil Twin and Estocean. The easiest solution to the issue was to create my own guild. Without any fanfare, the Guild of Estoceans was born with barely any members and hardly any renown. We are nothing like The Renegades. We are nothing like the Fabulous Killjoys. For one thing, we can’t stand in V formation. However, on occasion, I may hum the Batman theme while descending upon an unsuspecting mob and disposing of them with a wand of blasting.