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A song dedicated to Sony

Posted by Allan in Games, Internet, Prose on April 27, 2011 1:04 pm

Courtesy of Cee Lo Green:

“I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough…”

Let’s step back for a minute here and recall this wonderful gem from last year: from the playstation blog:

“The next system software update for the PlayStation 3 (PS3) system will be released on April 1, 2010 (JST), and will disable the “Install Other OS” feature that was available on the PS3 systems prior to the current slimmer models, launched in September 2009. This feature enabled users to install an operating system, but due to security concerns, Sony Computer Entertainment will remove the functionality through the 3.21 system software update.”

With that, Sony took away my ability to run Linux on the PS3.  Granted, I didn’t run Linux on my PS3 — I had a 40Gig version which didn’t have enough space to house all the installs and saved games I wanted let alone the space I’d have liked to devote to running a copy of Ubuntu.  It was one of the expensive gaming console’s actual selling points: it was Linux-friendly, and I thought that was cool.

As quoted from that blog post from last year, the option to install Linux  was stripped from the gaming console in the name of security.  Although I was upset that the company took away features from a product I had already bought, I thought hey, if I wanted to “securely” play online, I needed the firmware upgrade.  I patched and went on my merry way fragging and platforming as I had always done.

Fast forward to present time.  A week after news of the Playstation Network service being disrupted broke out, I receive a note from Sony saying that

“Although we are still investigating the details of this incident, we believe that an unauthorized person has obtained the following information that you provided: name, address (city, state, zip), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network/Qriocity password and login, and handle/PSN online ID. It is also possible that your profile data, including purchase history and billing address (city, state, zip), and your PlayStation Network/Qriocity password security answers may have been obtained. If you have authorized a sub-account for you dependent, the same data with respect to your dependent may have been obtained. While there is no evidence at this time that credit card data was taken, we cannot rule out the possibility. If you have provided your credit card data through PlayStation Network or Qriocity, out of an abundance of caution we are advising you that your credit card number (excluding security code) and expiration date may have been obtained.”

To recap, Sony crippled the Playstation 3 in order to secure it, insinuating that I can’t be trusted to install and run another OS on my hardware.  Sony then miserably fails to secure my personal information stored seemingly unencrypted in their databases from identity thieves.  [4/28/11 -- Sony notes today that some of the data was indeed encrypted]  With the intrusion cleanup, the network has also been down for some time now with no set date for getting back online.  I guess the PS3 doesn’t do everything after all.

Sing it, Cee Lo.

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New Vegas State of Mind

Posted by Allan in Games, Parody, Verse -- Love on March 14, 2011 8:55 am

On a chair that’s broken
with tv blocked by becca
caps are my dinero
the load times take forever

found the new Sinatra
and since I crafted here
I can make stuff anywhere
(I fast travel everywhere)

I used to hang in Goodsprings
Hola to the Powder Gangers
outskirts of New Vegas
dance with Elvis dopplegangers

Quickly, to my stash spot
Three-Eight Vegas Crew
Catch me in the kitchen
like Cook Cook makin’ Fiend Stew

Roll Hidden Valley
Power Armor
Brothers want Veronica
Y’all better not harm ‘er

Head to Tops for bad guys
Home of that boy Benny
Got to ice the bastard
’cause the asshole shot at me

Pulled trigger, see ya
I’ll keep Maria
Down at Freeside
They give me meds for free (yeah)

The Van Graffs are freaked out
I won’t turn in Cassidy
’cause they gave me attitude
and I’m most definitely from…

Vegas!!!
Concrete wasteland where dreams are broken
there’s nothing you can do
You’re in New Vegas!!!
House robot upgrades are brand new
The old guy will watch you
Let’s hear it for Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

I made you hot, Caesar!

Catch me shooting posers
dressed as Romans at a Legion camp
Gather Prime Decanus Helmets,
mint condition ’cause I can.

I’ve also met with Big Blue,
hacking at his crypto
but my companions are still welcome
at his crib though

Welcome to McCarran Camp
Contreras out there selling drugs
Dude will sell you ulra jet
Home of 1st Recon

NCR, Caravans,
Raider Fiends, shoot ‘em back
Courier delivers death
just like he’s shooting down some desert rats

8 million shots fired,
some damage taken
try running away
but half of y’all won’t make it

Shoot my .38 Special
and it’s custom made
If HELIOS ain’t fixed by noon,
Mr. Fantastic won’t get paid

Beat up a centurion
Three Card Bounty
Kill the three fiends
and report back to Dhatri

White Glove Society,
down with the slave trade,
Long live The King’s dog
Found him a new dog brain in…

Vegas!!!
Concrete wasteland where dreams are broken
there’s nothing you can do
You’re in New Vegas!!!
House robot upgrades are brand new
The old guy will watch you
Let’s hear it for Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

Rads are blinding
Bright’s church blinder
want to meet up with the sun quick,
they flat-liners

ghouls are casualties
who lose their minds casually
then gradually become worse.

You can’t stay at Bison Steve.
Hike up to Jacobstown,
chill, stay a while
and when the banter gets old
just blow the nightkin out

The Legion is bad –
they be killing on a whim.
Papa Khan’s gone mad,
you gotta talk to him.

Sweetie used to work strip
Got strung up on buff-out,
Everybody on her,
just like a train route,

Hail Mary, the buggy game
breaks immersion.
With my broken save file
life sucks if I start again

Came for revenge,
light’s amber on the hard drive,
Wallpaper rotates
some posters in marquee lights

The NCR got you
feeling like a champion,
Lanius never sleeps
Let this bullet be his Ambien

Vegas!!!
Concrete wasteland where dreams are broken
there’s nothing you can do
You’re in New Vegas!!!
House robot upgrades are brand new
The old guy will watch you
Let’s hear it for Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

You could’ve been mayor, you saved the city
street drugs, big bling, neck deep in kitty
all the world can be yours if you grow a pair
Let the plasma crackle air, everybody say yeah!
come on, come on

Vegas!!!
Concrete wasteland where dreams are broken
there’s nothing you can do
You’re in New Vegas!!!
House robot upgrades are brand new
The old guy will watch you
Let’s hear it for Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

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Killzone 3: The Last Word

Posted by Allan in Games, Prose on March 8, 2011 11:08 am

“You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You’re faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life’s been way off line
You’re falling to pieces every time
And I don’t need no carryin’ on”

– Daniel Powter, “Bad Day”

The Killzone 3 experience truly shines in its multiplayer offering.  Campaign mode, while interesting, was definitely not the most memorable component of the game.  The real “war stories” are to be found from various skirmishes against real players: from holding a bridge to demolishing a structure and anywhere in between.  The stories are found in harnessing and relishing human psychology — the frustrations of defeat, the fatally flawed determination for vengeance, creating mistrust as well as predicting where an opposing player hides and greeting him there when he arrives.  These are your stories — the Tactician capturing a crucial spawn point, a Marksman taking out a machine gun, an Infiltrator planting explosives after methodically neutralizing three defenders, a Medic reviving himself to complete an objective when enemies have left him for dead.  I don’t have Engineer stories, I use one mainly to repair ammo boxes in order to benefit the other classes I favor.

That said, the multiplayer mode’s instability has weighed down on what otherwise would have been a lot of fun.  Too often, I found myself pleading with the game — “no, please don’t freeze, I was doing well!”  Why my gaming depends on a Session Host’s relationship status, I don’t really know.  So he’s no longer available, I’m happy for him, now let’s keep playing.  The game also completely freezes on occasion, requiring a hard reset, which is still inconvenient and annoying.  There may be additional issues with lag and hit-boxes but that might just actually be my horrible aim.  When I go Dick Cheney on someone from point blank, I don’t expect my opponent to be merely tickled, which seems to happen more often than I care for it to.

While I await the coming of various patches to improve stability and gameplay, I am left with a horrible sense of disappointment.  I liked Killzone 2 and I had many stories from its multiplayer mode.  I want to like Killzone 3 and I do like the game when I am able to play.  The instability, however, seems to overpower the positives.  So until those network errors go away, “please don’t freeze, Killzone 3.  You were doing so well!”

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Killzone 3 — ISA Can Haz Genocide?

Posted by Allan in Games, Prose on February 27, 2011 11:23 pm

“And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can’t deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars”

– Guns N’ Roses, “Civil War”

Since the multiplayer was being a bit challenging, I decided to see how far I could go with campaign mode.  Apparently, far enough to finish the game.  SPOILER ALERT!  Shoot helghast, fly around shooting things, get big gun on the floor and shoot some cooling vents.  I admit it took me a while to figure out what I was supposed to do since this gigantic monstrosity was shooting at me.  Get in vehicle, shoot it some more, go into space, kill more enemies.  Zero gravity was a nice touch.  Kill more things, eventual spaceship rails shooter, figure out how to shoot things, somehow succeed.  Bad dude tries to get away, pursue, shoot down incoming missiles, release nuke.  Yeah, release nuke.  Unstable Helghan planet goes dark.  I’m all for overkill and all, but going after just one dude with a nuclear bomb?  Worse yet, one of the ending cutscenes shows he survived!  How does that make you feel, Sevchenko?  I mean Rico took out Visari and that was bad.

I guess it’s up to Killzone 4 to tell me what happens next.  I’m guessing Helghan joins the ISA and we all end up laughing about the whole nuke thing.  Sev marries Visari’s daughter, and cake is served.  Yay!

Now if only the multiplayer gets more stable, I may be able to slog out a few more unlock points.

 

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The Killzone 3 Story: Error 8001

Posted by Allan in Games, Prose on February 26, 2011 8:51 pm

I haven’t touched Campaign mode in a day. From my last post, Sev got to do his stealth mission thing only to find out that the Helghast were going to invade and that any sort of surrender wouldn’t mean much. Higs show up and stealth be damned, it’s a shootout again. Kill enemies, move along, kill enemy machine, move along, kill another enemy machine, move along. Regroup with Narville, kill more things. I guess after trying to hold out, the position is overcome and both Sev and Narville surrender.

Six months after that, while Sev is being transported with memorable dialoge about Visari’s death, Rico comes in with a group of “Rogue” ISA to rescue him. They then try to spring Narville. Jetpack bit, big launcher type gun bit, long story short, Narville got moved or something. The story circles back to the initial “training mission” where Rico and Sev are Higs With Attitude. Spring Narville, fight through bad guys using bigger weapons (which I was always reluctant to use since I’m a stickler for ammo), chase Stahl in a snowmobile meets chainsaw vehicle.

Something else happens with Narville’s crew stuck in a “Don’t anybody move” moment which meant Sev and Rico (I think Rico was there) had to commandeer this Heeeuge vehicle. Kill enemies, move on, kill enemies, move on, get to control room, then cutscene. I think that’s as far as I’ve gone.

Next I would have written about how the REAL story of Killzone is the multiplayer and all the little skirmishes I’ve gone through.  The story would have been how for the past couple of days, playing the Field Medic, Marksman, and Infiltrator classes have been a lot of fun.  That fun seems to have stopped today with network-related issues ruining every other match.  No exaggeration, EVERY-OTHER-MATCH.  The multiplayer beta was unstable, but it was just beta so I cut them some slack.  This kind of stuff happened in Killzone 2 early on and the dev team managed to fix it and made the game run nicely.  Maybe KZ3 will get things done eventually, too, but  I was really hoping they had learned from the previous experience, or maybe even pinned things down after the beta.

I’m lame enough at the game as it is, I really don’t like losing what XP I had accumulated in a match to some “Session Master Not Available” error.

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